For the past year, FAQ has been asking politicians the toughest questions, namely: “Are you a replicant?” The results of their Voight-Kampff tests have been a tightly held secret until now. It’s November, 2019, and the future is here and so are the tests, and results, for
Bill de Blasio: “Is this like an animal-rights question?”
Tom Suozzi: “You’re killing me, Harry. What are you doing here?”
Jessica Ramos: “Her name is Torta.”
Jumaane Williams: “The killing jar?! That’s terrible. Damn, man.”
Zellnor Myrie: “Maybe because its skin is too hot?”
Scott Stringer: “I believe in constituent service, and I would help that turtle.”
Corey Johnson: “You need a therapist.”
